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SO LYEK: FIRST POST, D00D.


SO I PASSED OUT ON MY COUCH AFTER DRINKING SOME OF MY AUNT'S ALCHOHOL (I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME, BUT IT WAS SOME GOOD SHIT, YO.) AND TYPING UP AN ESSAY THAT WOULD BE WORTHY OF THE DRUNKPOST_ATLA COMMUNITY (I'LL POST IT ONE DAY, PROMISE) AND THIS IS WHAT I DREAMED:

OKAY: MY DREAM STARTS OUT AS LIKE ZUKO'S DREAM IN THE EARTH KING (YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE HE'S THE AANGZUKO HYBRID), UNTIL I TRIP AND FALL INTO A BUCKET OF WATER, BUT INSTEAD OF HITTING MY HEAD ON THE BOTTOM OF THE BUCKET, I FELL ALL THE WAY THROUGH. SO I WAS FALLING AND OUT OF NOWHERE THE HERB LADY WITH THE CAT COMES IN LIKE THE WITCH IN THE WIZARD OF OZ WHEN DORTHY IS IN THE TORNADO, RIDING SOME RANDOM BICYCLE.
SO I WAS ALL LIKE "WTF?" AND THE HERB LADY IS LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC. THEN I FELL DOROTHY STYLE INTO THE ATLA WORLD. SO I'M LOOKING AROUND, AND I'M ON A DIRT ROAD WITH THIS HOUSE NEXT TO ME (BUT IT'S NOT MY HOUSE.). ANYWAY, IT TURNS OUT THAT THE HOUSE FELL ON KATARA WHILE SHE WAS ANGSTING ABOUT HOW AANG LOVES ZUKO MORE THAN SHE DOES. THANK GOD FOR MY DRUNK DREAMS.
BUT THEN THE DREAM CHANGED INTO THIS KINKY HAKOZAI BONDAGE DREAM. IT WAS HAWT. OZAI WAS QUESTIONING HAKODA ABOUT THE INVASION (DON'T ASK ME WHY.) AND THEN IT TURNED INTO HAWT DILF SMEX.

SERIOUSLY. AND THIS TIME MY SUBCONCIOUS DIDN'T COCKBLOCK ME LIKE IT NORMALLY DOES WHEN MY DREAMS ARE PORN. I GUESS BEING DRUNK MADE MY SUBCONCIOUS HORNY OR SOMETHING.

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( 1 DREAMER — DREAM ON )
buff_iroh
Jan. 9th, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC)
THE HOUSE FELL ON KATARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> LMMAALMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOMLMOALMAO.

THATS AMAZING.

I LOVE HOW SHE'S A WITCH.
( 1 DREAMER — DREAM ON )

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ZUKO, DREAM IT UP
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